How about a T-Shirt filled with a bunch of "words of wisdom" that includes one or two brief, choice scripture references, but is mostly made up of geek wisdom. (And one, random non-geeky one, which at this point I think will be "Don't Get Poopy On Your Fingers".) What do you guys think? What kind of geek words of wisdom would you offer?
For me I would throw in the pot for consideration:
"use multiple save game files"
"wait for the director's cut"
"bring your own dice"
Of course I know you guys can come up with some that are WAAAAY better. What do you think? What would be your geek words of wisdom?